All for a Chess Board

9th standard, 14years...Murali Mohan walks into the class room & looks like he didn't prepared for the class, so he started asking questions (from the topics he has learnt).

First question goes to baba...baba what is ********** ... baba is murmuring something .. even he knows its wrong..& Murali Mohan says thats not correct answer..& baba murmurs back again .. funnily baba was not standing while answering..& Venu who is sitting next to baba is shouting nishanth stand up & give answer...baba..still not standing.. ppl around baba started shouting ...baba stand up..finally our dear sir realised baba is not standing & asks him to stand.. baba still not standing..hmmmm but why ?

I am sitting in the last bench & watching all this story...finally Murali Mohan gets angry a bit & shouts at baba..BABA R U STANDING OR NOT ? baba is a big man, but i never realised till that day it takes something to make him stand..Baba finally is trying to stand..but what the heck happened to him .. he is not standing straightly..as if he has got chicken guniya & not able to stand (he he)

Now what !!! what is Venu doing..ohhh noooooo....I managed to see that... girls don't read from this point..if you ..then don't blame me...Seems like baba's dick has erected (this I & many ppl hav concluded by looking at his pant side)..& Venu is trying to push it down..hmmm so thats the reason..why baba is not standing..

but what the fun is Venu having in it ?..

Now Murali Mohan's anger has reached next level..he shouted at baba asking if he stops doing
the dance & stand straight..baba got an idea he took out his bag & kept on the bench so that no one could see it..& he managed to answer to M Mohan's questions...

Who is that girl baba ? blah~blah~blah~blah

Past (What actually happened ?)

We used to love stealing when we were in our school age (yep thats rite..atleast i used to love it..)It was the sports season in school & our yamunda(that is how we call our P.T. Sir..Yamunda - God of Hell) has given keys to Suman( oh god..it really pains me to rite this name..such a big a##%^&* .. I hav recently coined this word Suman (once again paining to rite this name) as one of the biggest ..... ever known to any human..

So what happens if you give the keys to a thief ? every body went into sports room & started stealing what ever they find...our unluck immatured baba thought time has come for him to start the stealing...& what he finds is a chess coins box..because of his immaturity in stealing he didn't know where to keep the box..so he thought best place to hide is to keep it in the belly..& came back to class room & was sitting as if nothing has happened ( :) how can he know whats in store for him ?)

Enters Murali Mohans .. & the rest followed...

So what I actually thought was wrong..its just the chess coins box..& it slipped & was falling down from his pant...that gave the picture as if his dick is standing...... he he he he he he ....